Looks like the lab found the drugs before the dalmatian could MY POSTING WILL NOT STOP I'VE BEEN SITTING IN MY CAR EFFECTIVELY SINCE 630AM AND I'M BORED

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/28/2016 at 14:11 • Filed to: Good dog

Heard this big clunk under my car and this happy dog ran out from under my fender. I mean, bones are LIKE drugs for dogs, so I’m happy to volunteer my vehicle.

I love how everyone in line is staring at me like I have drugs. I could see the disappointment on this one rubber-necking hag’s face when the cop waved and thanked me and left.

DISCUSSION (18)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/28/2016 at 14:14

I don’t get why they are drug sniffing after a freaking ferry ride from one urban area to another.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/28/2016 at 14:14

TERRORISM

AND DRUGS

Jack Does Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/28/2016 at 14:27

Nice ferry. Seattle to Bainbridge till I die.

My citroen won't start > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/28/2016 at 14:33

The war on drugs is a helluva drug

Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/28/2016 at 14:39

This is like Seat Safety Switch, Cliff Notes Edition.

SeattleHoon > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/28/2016 at 14:41

Can confirm, the struggle is real.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/28/2016 at 14:46

But Weed is legal in WA.

Spaceball-Two > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/28/2016 at 14:54

Yes but the area he’s in has a MASSIVE heroine and meth problem.

boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/28/2016 at 14:59

“I could see the disappointment on this one rubber-necking hag’s face when the cop waved and thanked me and left.”

Did you flip her the bird?

Jonathan Harper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/28/2016 at 14:59

Might they have been bomb dogs?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > boredalways
06/28/2016 at 15:03

Nonono, I’ll let Father Time do the dirty work.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/28/2016 at 15:04

Still not legal to transport large quantities. I don’t know what large qualifies as anymore but...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jonathan Harper
06/28/2016 at 15:06

Are you advocating for a Hurt Locker reboot — with dogs??

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Spaceball-Two
06/28/2016 at 15:10

I thought it was all rose gardens and B&B’s for yuppies.

Spaceball-Two > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/28/2016 at 15:22

In some areas. The further you get into the woods there you can get some shady types.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Spaceball-Two
06/28/2016 at 15:41

Yeah, all those Heroines running around trying to save people. It’s a real mess, you can barely take a step without one of them asking if you need assistance. And don’t get me started on the Heroines on meth.

Spaceball-Two > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
06/28/2016 at 15:43

spell check is hard.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Spaceball-Two
06/28/2016 at 15:55

I arr gud speeler.